February 8, 2018
By Rachel Bocage
Staff Writer
With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, here are a few pick-up lines to help you capture some laughs on this special day.
LHS Students
“Are you a keyboard? ‘Cause you’re just my type.”
Kiara Acta, grade 10
“How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.”
Paula Agustin, grade 11
“Hey, if you were a fruit, you’d be a fine apple.”
Rachel Alemany, grade 11
“Is your face McDonald’s? ‘Cause I’m lovin it.”
Gabe Arcentales, grade 11
“You like cooking? Add a little ginger if you know what I mean.”
Skyler Bancroft, grade 11
“Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?”
Gabriella Borgono, grade 11
“Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.”
Sam Cardaci, grade 11
“Hey CUTEcumber, can I get your number?”
Gabriella Heatherly-Careri, grade 10
“Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because you’re green eggs and DAMN!”
Alyssa Engels, grade 11
“Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
Iris Gonzales, grade 9
“Did you fall from heaven? Because you’re an angel.”
Yaren Ozbay, grade 10
“Do you play soccer? ‘Cause your a keeper.”
Yianni Lazaris, grade 9
“I’m not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you forever.”
Brenda Ortega, grade 11
“Is you name Wi-Fi? Because I am really feeling a connection.”
Tim Ozturk, grade 11
“What’s cookin’, good lookin’?”
Gaetano Ricciardi, grade 12
“Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
Justin Sanchez, grade 10
“Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”
Bryan Sousa, grade 11
“Are you on Google? Because I have been searching for you all my life.”
Jordan Werner, grade 10
“Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
Karlee Yallo, grade 9
The Lighthouse Staff
“I may not be Thomas Paine, but you and me together is just common sense.”
Zully Arias (editor), grade 11
“You look sick. You must be lacking Vitamin ME.”
Yara Attia (staff writer), grade 10
“Excuse me: I’m writing an article on the finer things in life and was wondering if I could interview you?”
Emma Caamaño (managing editor), grade 11
“Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot, and I want s’more.”
Sebastian Cabrera (editor), grade 11
“I heard you’re good in algebra. Can you replace my x without asking y?”
Sofia Crespo (staff writer), grade 10
“Do you like Chipotle? ‘Cause I wanna wrap you up and call you my baeritto.”
Gianna Glover (staff writer), grade 10
“Do you work at Little Caesars? ‘Cause you’re hot, and I’m ready.”
Alicia Henrichsen (staff writer), grade 10
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