February 13, 2023
By Emily Reed
Staff Writer
“If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.”
Nathaniel Boyd, freshman
“Did you drop something? ‘Cause I hope it’s your standards. Hey, I am Rob.”
Robert Curcio, sophomore
“I ought to complain to Spotify for not being named this week’s hottest single.”
Ana Luiza Di Serio, senior
“My friends bet that I couldn’t get a super-hot date for Valentine’s Day. Wanna go spend their money with me?”
Shane Keeler, junior
“Even if Earth didn’t have gravity, I’d still fall for you.”
Kiana Marizn, sophomore
“Hi, my name is Bryanna, but you could call me tonight or tomorrow.”
Bryanna Pando, junior
“Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you have ‘fine’ written all over you.”
Carlos Paredos, senior
“Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot, and I want s’more.”
Ava Woolis, freshman
PHOTOS BY EMILY REED
